Angelina Jolie.

After a trip to Ethiopia earlier this year, Jolie said of Maddox: 'My son is in love with Africa, so he has been asking for an African brother or sister.'"

Kids are not toys, okay, Jolie?

...lord, I can't stand her.

I think, though, if she weren't such a homewrecker I might like her. Oh, wait, I forgot about the whole likes-to-kiss-her-brother thing, too. That's just odd.